Living in the south means eating pimento cheese. It’s a way of life. Ask anyone and they will have either their own recipe or favorite go to brand that they can’t live without.
First we shred the cheese. Using a box grater preferably, shred sour cheese and set it aside.
Now, using a stand mixer, mix together the cream cheese, mayonnaise, hot sauce, paprika, garlic powder, salt, and half of the liquid from the pimento peppers until you are left with a smooth texture. You will start on a low speed setting and speed up gradually so that you don’t make a mess or get hit in the eye with some hot sauce… It does happen sometimes if you aren’t careful. Not that I would know…
Finally strain off the rest of the liquid from your pimentos and add them along with the shredded cheese and scallions. Do this at a low speed until they are fully mixed in. The lower speed allows the ingredients to stand on their own and not disappear into nothing.
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Now enjoy the fruits of minimal labor and spread this stuff on anything you can find!